Columbus Day Is A Confusing Day for Flat Earthers

Columbus Day Is a Confusing Day for Flat Earthers"flat-earth

We were taught in school and probably learned  the jingle, "In fourteen hundred ninety-two Columbus sailed the ocean blue. He had three ships and left from Spain; and yadda, yadda, yadda..." 

So today we celebrate Columbus Day or if you got a notification on phone from your calendar it will say Indigenous People's Day.  Where you call it Columbus Day or Indigenous People’s Day it is a tough day of using logic for Flat Earthers.  

 

Yes we know the American school system is more messed up than a weedhead that OD'ed on K2.  But we learned and came to the same basic logical fact.  Someone a long time ago used his common sense and figured out that the world was not flat like a white girl's butt from Cosmopolitan magazine, but round and curved and maybe spicy like a Brazilian dancer.  Christopher Columbus KNEW if he got some seed money from the Catholic Monarchs of Spain, he can prove that you don't have to sail all around Africa to reach India.  And I'm afraid that I have to say this--way, way before any modern technology.

 

Back then, Christopher Columbus was not the first individual to come up with the theory that the Earth is round, ancient Egyptians and ancient Greeks figured this out too with simple tools. And Christopher Columbus did not discover the “New World” people were already there and there is evidence that native Americans traveled from Russia, into Alaska and then traveled down into the Americas.
 
 Now we have GPS, satellites, smartphones, Google Earth, airplanes, weather balloons, GoPros and now commercial space travel and people STILL believe the Earth is flat. 

 

Flat Earthers still have not produced any, and I do mean ANY proof that the Earth is flat. Not even a single selfie.  So either Christopher Columbus did not exist, which means that the United States of America did not become a unified colony in 1776, or Flat Earthers believe he was a fraud and he initiating colonization and for abusing natives, or they believe that Catholicism did not exist back then because his four voyages were funded by the Catholic Church in Spain, or Columbus has secret ties with the NASA, the FBI, the NSA and all forms of the US government.  Either way you put it, today will always be confusing time for Flat Earthers and will continue to be every year. Maybe everyone will finally learn that the Earth is round in 2092. 

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